It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
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