Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
someone owes me an orgasm
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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