Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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