Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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