Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Randomize
