2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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