Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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