I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Randomize
