Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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