'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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