I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
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