i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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