i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
He shit in the fireplace
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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