Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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