Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
I think a kid would responsible me up
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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