Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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