32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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