actually, I'm a sock model
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
you made out with another girl for some wings
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