It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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