I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
Randomize
