she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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