try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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