My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
did i just pee glitter
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