Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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