I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
dude i'm inner monologue high
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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