why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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