Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
No more Irish car bombs ever.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
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