I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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