i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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