the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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