I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
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