Already got asked if we're dating
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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