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(413): View more from Massachusetts

The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct

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(248): View more from Michigan

There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style

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(707): View more from California

After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs

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(503): View more from Oregon

This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."

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Finding that toy duck there was weird right?

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(770): View more from Georgia

I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings

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(256): View more from Alabama

I don’t understand his energy

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What? Nice? Lmao

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