I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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