I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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