I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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