Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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