Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
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