are you so shy because you have an std?
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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