So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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