i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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