Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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