he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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