Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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