Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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