Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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