Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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