I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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