Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
So vagazzling was a success
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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