My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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