batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I just blew my weed a kiss
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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