everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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