You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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