the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
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